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70% MILITARY PROJECTED TO VOTE FOR ROMNEY -


TAGS: look for military voter suppression
Rating: 4.26/5

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eddyleesmith - December 24, 2012, 12:11 am
Romney wants to spend even more on the DOD budget while the DOD has not been able to account for over $1 trillion per year in their spending. Every govt branch and office needs to be audited so we know who to cut funding to.
foxrecon19d - November 9, 2012, 6:51 pm
uhhh...yeah...MashiMashi, do you need me to call 911 for you? The shrooms' 'gotts' you, man! uhhhhh...woman?
MashiMashi - November 9, 2012, 11:25 am
Wh wasn't this whole absentee ballot thing fixed back when AL GORE was trying to supress it. Every election wee gotts hear about this Absentee ballot debacle.
foxrecon19d - November 8, 2012, 8:41 pm
WOOOOW!!! Your 'god' won another four years and now you want to talk about how the absentee ballots for soldiers serving overseas never made it to them...again?? Your 'god' won. Why are you so angry?...heh...heh...heh...
MashiMashi - November 8, 2012, 7:58 pm
Are these the same projectionist that perdicted Romney would take Florida, Iowa, Ohio, Wisconsin ????


BAN - The Assault Fork Now!


TAGS: assault forks
Rating: 4.62/5

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crankyhead - May 24, 2014, 2:10 pm
You didn't have to say 'used', that much is obvious. Also, I find it hilarious that a self professed soldier in the Ayn 'Nothing matters but me' Rand army of selfishness is lecturing me about the trappings of one's ego. Still like you anyway JG. =)
JGalt - May 24, 2014, 1:37 pm
Perfect example. I said learned, (not used). Once again you take my words out of context... I don't need to stoop to your level, as you do to protect your ego.
crankyhead - May 23, 2014, 11:40 pm
At least you're willing to admit you take my comments out of context, and project your vilifications on me. That's big of you JG, I appreciate it. =)
JGalt - May 23, 2014, 11:36 pm
and everything I learned about projection came from crankyhaid, as well as taking comments out of context...or as I politely repeat... "putting words in our mouths (saying things that were never actually said).
crankyhead - May 23, 2014, 1:53 pm
I've said it once, I'll say it again... everything I learned about arguing on politifake, I learned from you JG.
JGalt - May 20, 2014, 6:40 am
and english, and truth, and logic, and reasoning, etc.
EmmaRoydes - May 20, 2014, 1:16 am
you could have left off "with sarcasm" and still would have been correct. :)
OTC - May 20, 2014, 12:15 am
cranky really has a hard time with sarcasm
OTC - May 20, 2014, 12:13 am
Do you have an app that changes words to gibberish so we might understand cranky?
JGalt - May 19, 2014, 11:54 pm
Not sure what app crank uses, it makes him think we've said things that were never put in print!
JGalt - May 19, 2014, 11:53 pm
There is classic Liberal projection once again, blaming others for the tactics they themselves employ with gusto.
EmmaRoydes - May 19, 2014, 5:56 pm
sorry, that was autoincorrect, not autocorrect. It's an app I wrote that just randomly changes my words to southern
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2014, 3:47 pm

How often do you type "gettin" that it's your default in autocorrect?
EmmaRoydes - May 19, 2014, 2:33 pm
*getting* d*** auto incorrect
EmmaRoydes - May 19, 2014, 2:32 pm
so, now you are advocating gettin rid of gun control?
crankyhead - May 19, 2014, 12:07 pm
Actually, if you look at places like Portugal and the Netherlands, the opposite has been shown to be true. Vis-a-vis the illicit drug trade anyway.
EmmaRoydes - May 19, 2014, 9:15 am
It does work and it's not a myth. Look at the drug trade, once drugs became illegal, they all went away and the a**ociated crime stopped.
OTC - May 19, 2014, 12:16 am
No JG, once liberals take the guns away, crime will practically disappear, a liberal's favorite myth
crankyhead - May 18, 2014, 8:26 pm
Also... *HONK!*
crankyhead - May 18, 2014, 8:25 pm
Reductio ad Absurdum. A conservatives favorite tactic.
JGalt - May 18, 2014, 7:59 pm
just applying the liberal demonization upon objects instead of responsibilities for personal actions. ie take guns away, then they use knives, take knives away, then they have to take hammers away, then baseball bats, then forks, cars, ad infinitum
RonaldReagan - May 18, 2014, 4:35 pm
Don't get it.


People -




SUBMISSIVE PRESIDENT - You're doing it right.




liberal logic -




Democrat Dealmaking -




Extra Credit Multiple Choice Question -




AGNOSTICISM - The only true Religion.




LISTEN UP - "Life's tough. It's even tougher if your stupid." John Wayne (Sgt. Stryker) - "Sands of Iwo Jima"




CORPORATE SPONSORSHIP -




Unfit For Command -




LOW INFORMATION VOTERS- SURPRISED AT WHAT IS HAPPENING IN SYRIA TODAY -


TAGS: low information voters
Rating: 4.68/5

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RonaldReagan - February 7, 2017, 12:58 am
Another fake news crapsterpiece. The guy who claimed to ph**ograph the Lochness monster has more credibility that the author of this, even after admitting on his deathbed the monster was a hoax. heh


Supreme Court Tyranny -




Hillary Says: ‘Dirty money is still money' -




GOVERNOR MOONBEAM - Re-electing Jerry Brown as Governor of Bankrupt California is like taking your car to the shop to rotate a set of bald tires.




" OBAMA PULLS COMBAT PAY FOR U.S. TROOPS " BUT ASKS $ 35,000 FOR DINNER WITH HIM. - As of February 1, 2012, this new measure went into effect, and soldiers who are to receive the additional $225/mo. combat pay ‘must’ be in immediate risk of harm


TAGS: obama cutscombatpay asks 35 000 fordinnerwithhim
Rating: 4.82/5

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robbidos - December 3, 2012, 11:03 pm
On a non-political note, the votes on this reflect the level of education of the votes in a negative way


O- BAAAA-MAAAAA - self-explanatory




OBAMA 2012: FORWAR! - Shakira was one year old when Nobel Prize Winner Obama ordered a drone strike on her village, leaving her disfigured.




FREE HEALTH CARE - The little details President Obama forgot to mention.


TAGS: healthcare reform obama
Rating: 4.27/5

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MissPriss - July 9, 2013, 4:57 pm
True story!
Reality Lord - July 5, 2013, 8:18 am

nice :)


JEFFREY LEBOWSKI - The Dude for President 2012. Mellow out and abide man




THE POWER OF THE INFORMED VOTER - ...Because America wouldn't be in this mess if more people were doing their homework before they vote!




MR. BEAN FOR PRESIDENT - Thats it. I am voting for Sidious.


TAGS: mr bean for president
Rating: 3.36/5

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RonaldReagan - February 1, 2014, 3:27 pm
Don't get it


RIGHTS TO BEAR ARMS - Approved for use by Liberals and Democrats Single shot available but not recommended




DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES - Conservatives would like to see an end to welfare; Liberals would like to see an end to capitalism!




Obama Blames Global Warming For ISIS & Boko Haram -




PATRIOTISM DEFINITION -




AMERICA - Learn our tax history.


TAGS: tax cuts for the rich
Rating: 2.66/5

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Pikeman - November 4, 2015, 8:29 am
Just because the tax rate has been worse than what is being inflicted does not make 40% good, necessary, or enhance revenue.
JGalt - November 30, 2013, 8:38 pm
Liberals conveniently leave out what they don't want pointed out- Where's JFK? LBJ? Jimmy Carter? what do those tax rates look like? Hmmm
birddseedd - November 28, 2013, 10:56 pm
94% huh. i want a reference


GUILLOTINE - The French form of impeachment.




The Clinton Crime Family -




"I SUPPORT MY PRESIDENT" - Because I think killing children with drones is ok when a Democrat does it.




THE REAL OBAMA LOGO - National Socialism




NOBEL PEACE PRIZE? - SUCKERS!!!!




OBAMA SKIPS INTEL BRIEFINGS FOR WEEK PRIOR TO 9/11 - Source: Official White House Calendar. Don't worry Mr. President, your secret is safe with the Mainstream Media.


TAGS: obama foreign policy failure
Rating: 5/5

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crankyhead - September 12, 2012, 7:40 pm
How are we tying the release of a privately made film to the Obama administration again?
Capt. Morgan - September 12, 2012, 5:27 pm
As of 2:20 PM PDT, no mention yet of Obama's skipped intel briefings on web sites of ABC, NBC, or CBS. However, they are keenly interested in Romney's advisors.
Capt. Morgan - September 12, 2012, 5:27 pm
Which is amazing since a 10 year old would have the common sense to realize the significance of anniversary dates.
Capt. Morgan - September 12, 2012, 5:20 pm
Or when you don't take American security interests seriously ....
foxrecon19d - September 12, 2012, 4:34 pm
You can skip intel breifings when you know what your enemy is up to. Unfortunately, to Barack Hussain Obama, the Muslim Brotherhood is NOT the enemy...Israel is.


IDIOTS IN CHARGE - And we wonder why we have the mess we have in Washingto DC? God help us all!




2021 -


TAGS: forget history repeat the past
Rating: 2.57/5

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RonaldReagan - March 21, 2015, 7:46 pm
Reminiscent of a Chuck Heston reel. Soylent Green anyone?
crankyhead - October 23, 2012, 8:37 pm
That figures.
GrouchoMarxist - October 23, 2012, 7:17 pm
I laughed


Barack Hussein Obama: America's Neville Chamberlain -




INCONVENIENT TRUTH- AFFORDABLE HEALTH CARE -




Hypocrisy -




GEORGE CARLIN FOR PRESIDENT - Because government and politics are total bullshit ...




Hildabeast Rotten Klinton -




YES WE CAIN! YES WE CAIN! - In 2012, "YES WE CAIN!!!"


TAGS: palin cain ticket unemployment for commiebama
Rating: 4.24/5

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RonaldReagan - June 11, 2015, 4:53 pm
Nice fella in real life. Met him once. Women were his weakness. How was what he did any different than Bill? Getting ready to put him back into office. Interns better take cover. Yes we Cain!


DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES - A conservative vegetarian does not eat meat; a Liberal vegan wants all meat products banned so no one should eat meat.




"SMARTEST PRESIDENT EVER" STRIKES AGAIN - Obama blows Medal of Valor ceremony by referencing "Polish Death Camps". "It's a pity that such a dignified ceremony was overshadowed by ignorance and incompetence." - Polish Foreign Minister Radek Sikorski




" YOU DIDN'T BUILD THIS DESK....SOMEONE ELSE DID.....RESPECT IT ! " -




FOREIGN AID - Taking money from poor people in rich countries, And giving it to rich people in poor countries.




ObamaCare Architect -




THE CURE FOR OBAMARXISM - For sure!


TAGS: allen west for potus
Rating: 4.25/5

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JGalt - September 9, 2012, 4:44 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=dXi4l4q6Aho


LIFE IS LIKE A - jar of jalapeno peppers, not a box of chocolates! What you did yesterday will burn your ass today!




Anthony Johnson -


TAGS: low information voters first slave owner black man named anthony johnson
Rating: 3.75/5

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MMessEnnBeeCee - June 3, 2015, 3:00 pm
You probably shouldn't use wikipedia, it's akin to the Onion and run by hacks.
calron - May 25, 2015, 9:02 pm
Here's another one, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Johnson_(colonist)#Significance_of_Casor_suit Anthony was the first slave to be held in servitude for a lifetime without ever committing a crime.
Cannabal - May 23, 2015, 9:27 pm
You bet, love, you bet.
rebeccaolsen - May 17, 2015, 9:47 pm
I think the key word in #76289 was the word "dummy." :) Can always count on you to keep it real, Cannabal. Don't be a stranger, mmmk? ;) See you around doll.
MMessEnnBeeCee - May 17, 2015, 9:03 pm
What? Are you trying to say that cannabal is not your real name? the horror!
Cannabal - May 17, 2015, 2:28 pm
Becky, Becky, don't get wound up, this site is nothing but propaganda. Besides, MSNBC is a dummy profile, like the majority of the profiles on this website.
rebeccaolsen - May 17, 2015, 11:49 am
But if it had been breibart.com, the Heartland institute, Fox news, or any other rightwing source, you'd be just fine with it, denier. Pot. I'd like you to meet Kettle :) You two should get along JUST fine, hun
MMessEnnBeeCee - May 17, 2015, 8:40 am
"The Centre for Research on Globalization will not be held responsible or liable for any inaccurate or incorrect statements contained in Global Research articles."
Cannabal - May 16, 2015, 9:08 pm
http://www.globalresearch.ca/the-irish-slave-trade-the-forgotten-white-slaves/31076
Cannabal - May 16, 2015, 9:08 pm
Certainly. You'll find this interesting because, as it turns out, slavery was well institutionalized before Anthony Johnson legally edified, so Mr. Johnson here is getting a little bit too much credit for slavery in the New World.
calron - May 16, 2015, 8:58 pm
I've heard of white people being kept as slaves as well. But I don't have anything on whether it was legal before the ruling and black indentured servants. Care to cite a source?
Cannabal - May 16, 2015, 8:41 pm
How about the fact that slavery was religiously based as well as supported before it became racially based?
calron - May 16, 2015, 8:15 pm
That might be enough requirements.
Cannabal - May 16, 2015, 7:24 pm
I make here the proclamation that this misinformation should be subject to immediate renunciation, for it is a misconception brought about by miscomprehension of historical revelation.
OTC - May 11, 2015, 5:47 pm
How about the first legal slave ownership since Johnson went to court for the rights
Curlyrocks - May 11, 2015, 3:44 pm
The 1st slave in the New World would have been some native man or women captured by an enemy band.
calron - May 10, 2015, 12:19 am
I do believe that the first slave in the new world was given the title as punishment for trying to skip out on his indentured servitude, but this is the first to claim a right to own black people.


The Sad State Of Modern Day Feminism -




OBAMA'S LOW INFORMATION VOTERS CAN ALWAYS BE COUNTED ON TO CHASE AFTER WORTHLESS, SHINEY OBJECTS -


TAGS: obama low information voters
Rating: 5/5

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KaBoom - July 1, 2013, 7:34 pm
That is funny.
terroraustralis - June 24, 2013, 2:38 am
this is the best post you're ever made. 5L.


Clinton Corruption -




Biff is running -




"IT'S A PENALTY, NOT A TAX" - IT'S A TAX!




PULL MY FINGER... - and you'll hear another of my 'policies' !!




COUPON FOR 1 GALLON OF GAS - Hurry, expires soon!




THE WORLD'S MOST DANGEROUS VOTER - Stay informed my friends




SEIU, ACORN VOTER FRAUD - Rigging elections Chicago style....




SELECTIVE OUTRAGE - Absolute proof that the words spoken do not cause offense, but who is speaking the words causes the offense. Liberal hypocrisy at its finest.




FINALLY THE TRUE COLORS -




FACTS - Are stubborn things.




The Hillary Quote That Should Be a Presidential Deal-Breaker -


TAGS: hillary clinton i was not thinking a lot quote servergate email scandal benghazi what difference does it make killary klinton hildabeast rotten incompetent unfit for command
Rating: 4.5/5

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Libertas - September 5, 2015, 7:59 pm
there will be a lot of people that won't be thinking a lot when they vote for her!


VORWARTS -




MORE WISDOM - "The federal government did not create the states; the states created the federal government." Ronald Reagan




PANDERING BERNIE SANDERS - His 'send me money or more people will die' effort shows liberals try to use every tragedy or crisis for political gain.




SIMILARITY - See the Similarity? One freed a generation of slaves, the other freely enslaved generations.




SCOTT WALKER- HAS BRASS ONES - He will lay off workers if fleebagger Dems won't return to Wisconsin. If I were Scott, I'd be laying off just the ones who seem to think protesting is more important than showing up for work!




KEEP YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT -




BARACK OBAMA- BEFORE, DURING, AND AFTER -


TAGS: barack obama before during after
Rating: 5/5

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JGalt - September 18, 2014, 11:34 pm
the "negative liberties' quote was actually before he campaigned for the presidency..... so informed people knew what he was before he ran for president- and it was not "rock star"


Hillary's Hellacious Hypocrisy -




PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN - whatever American means these days!




PLAN COMPARISON - Ryan Plan - Obama Plan




TASK FORCE SMITH/ 173RD AIRBORNE- THE ROAD TO WAR -




OBAMANOMICS, SIMPLIFIED - I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for another 1.5 Trillion dollars today!




I WAS A VIETNAM VET - Before It Was Popular




OBAMA MAKES SOLDIERS PAY FOR ELECTION YEAR -




OBAMACARE - Is going to be hard for America to swallow




STALIN -




OBAMANOMICS 101 - Jobless, homeless. Mission Accomplished!!




CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS - Thank you Obama




PRAY FOR OBAMA - "Let his days be few; and let another take his office." psalm 109:8 KJV




MISLEADING YOUR BASE - You're doing it right!




Clinton/Abedin 2016 -




PETA Insanity -




NEWT GINGRICH - for president




THE EVIL EMPIRE - Self-Explanatory


TAGS: the force
Rating: 4.69/5

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NUCLEAR DISARMAMENT - "Those who beat swords into plowshares usually end up plowing for those who don't." -- Ben Franklin




WHEN MY GRANDFATHER WAS ALIVE -




LEFT WING DINGBATS - when it comes to left wing dingbats, California wins, hands down. (And we didn't even have to play the Water's card yet).




Liberal Lunacy Beyond Parody -




LIBERALS - Don't like the Golden Rule, they hate to be treated the same way they treat others!




GEN. MCCHRYSTAL -




NOW AVAILABLE - For dummies everywhere




not a smart man -




Man-made global warming fraud -




BALANCED BUDGET IN CALIFORNIA - Dems freeze out Republicans and borrow money to balance the budget and in the process call the borrowed money "revenue"! PRICELESS




The Clinton Crime Family -




force -


TAGS: force
Rating: 5/5

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calron - March 18, 2016, 2:38 am
No, no, no. That is "free speech" being help against that guys head. It is only force if you an actual gun to stop that expression of "free speech".


NAPOLITANOS - Which one just used your tax money to purchase 1.6 billion rounds of ammo for homeland security?




free ice cream for everyone -




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